Special deals & discounted bookings have previously "not" attracted bonus points - that has now changed! Clients doing extended bookings at discounted prices will now recieve bonus points for 50% of the price paid - at the usual rate of one point for each dollar - 2000 points gets you a free Escort visit
Please get in touch if you would like to know more about our very popular Client Loyalty Program.

A number of Clients have recently reported being harassed for “full payment”, when rejecting an Escort because he did not resemble the description given. In most cases the Escort didn’t even get through the door, so blatant was the deception. The practice increases as scurrilous operators & private Escorts see it as a means of making their money quicker & easier. If you should be so unfortunate, suggest they “come in while I call the Police” (or Hotel security). As daunting as that thought might be (to you) – the service offered here in Melbourne is legal and you have every right to complain and be taken seriously ..... More info on this topic under "Caveat Emptor"

At one time or another, we have all been disappointed by a retail purchase that wasn’t quite as expected. Fortunately, these days, we simply have to return the product for a “no questions asked” refund or exchange. So, how should you react when your Escort arrives and is not as described or doesn’t perform to your expectations?

We have a few suggestions:
1. Be assertive on the phone when making your booking. Know what you are looking for.
2. Don’t shop on price alone. “You get what you pay for” is alive and well in this industry.
3. Ask a lot of questions, including - Do you guarantee your descriptions? Is there a cancellation fee?
4. Don’t book more than a one-hour service, up-front. Ask the price of further hours.
5. If you book a private Escort you have no one to complain to, if a problem arises.
6. Set a realistic time frame for arrival and insist on compliance.

Most Escorts will ask for payment (or your credit card) up front. If he/she is not what you were promised (or they are unrealistically late) and you don’t want them to stay, simply say so and don’t pay. They will probably then ask you for a “cancellation fee” – you are under no obligation to pay it (unless you just want them out of there with minimum fuss). If they have come from an Agency, it would be polite to explain why you are declining them and suggest they contact their Agency. You may like to call the Agency yourself.

What if all is ok up-front, you paid for the service and there is a problem part way into that service (personal hygiene / non-performance / drug affected etc)? Sadly, there is little you can do, except perhaps shorten the booking and get a partial refund.

However, if you feel you have been hard-done-by and want to take it further, a lot will depend upon where you are (in the world). In many countries, the act of paying for sex is illegal, so you would hardly want to complain to the authorities. So unless you have used an Agency who wants to listen – write it off to experience. Here in Melbourne it’s a very different story. As long as you are using an Escort or Agency which is licensed (their ad must show a licence number beginning with the letters pca), you should lodge your concerns with the Victorian Government Licensing Authority (part of the Office of Fair Trading), or the Victorian Police. These authorities will take your complaint seriously and without prejudice.
At the end of the day, remember "Prevention Is Better Than Cure" & "Caveat Emptor"!!

If an Escort Agency has a good reputation with local Escorts, it stands to reason it would get one with Clients - here are just some of the reasons why this Agency attracts (and keeps) so many top quality escorts.
Note: It is illegal in this State for us to advertise for staff, so the following should not be construed as such – prospective Escorts should look the other way!
The Guys at Global:
- have regular input into how this Agency will conduct its business.
- choose their own work times – so you get a happy, rested Escort.
- receive assistance with accommodation or resettlement if needed.
- enjoy working in a professional environment where they are encouraged and supported, by their peers and a dedicated management team.
- and if all that’s not enough – they retain a higher percentage of the fee you pay (compared with other Male Escort Agencies).
Further reading on what motivates a good Escort, can be found under “Men At Work”, when you click on “the info” button.

Sadly, the law in this State (Victoria Australia) dictates “head & shoulders” only, for photographic images in all forms of advertising. Understandably, many Escorts cannot afford to be that “exposed” and so we could never expect 100% participation. However, a small number of our Guys have consented to their photograph being included with their profile (click on “Our Male Escorts”). As time goes by, we are hopeful of offering you more – come back soon.

If the Banks and the Airlines can do it, then so can we! Our GLOBAL REWARDS program - fondly known as GUY BUYS - is turning "Client loyalty" into free bookings. We are not the only Agency in town but we are the only one with a points program. So, ring us first – if we haven’t got what you are looking for tonight then be our guest – call the others. We’ll catch you next time round! But book early – a hard man is good to find.
To hear more about our Guy Buys program or to get started, simply say the word, next time you make a booking.

It must be something in the Melbourne water supply! Suddenly there are young straight guys everywhere, looking to broaden their horizons in the bedroom!! They are well educated, sensitive and enthusiastic - and all extremely good-looking into the bargain. If the feedback to-date were anything to go by, you won’t be disappointed.

We also have a social rate. Be assured, our Guys are not just good in bed - social skills are high on the list when we do interviews. Just an outing, or a combo with some hanky-panky afterwards, you won't pay as much for the "social" component. Now that's got to be a good deal!! Email or call, to find out more.

It would appear the practice of “charging you for services you haven’t requested” is alive and well (again). Yet another report has come thru from a Client, who uses Escort Agencies, here in Melbourne. Upon close scrutiny of his credit card statement, he realised he was being billed for “fun he hadn’t had” – on more than one occasion. When he approached the offending Agency, he was offered a free Escort service – he declined and cancelled his card. To date, none of the “phantom charges” have been reversed – and probably won’t be! The sensitivity of the situation makes it difficult for the Client to lodge a complaint and the Agency knows that.
This doesn’t mean you should stop using your credit card – it does mean you should keep good records & check your statements.
If you have been the victim of such practices and would like to discuss it confidentially, we would like to hear from you. If the practice is widespread enough, we intend to bring it to the attention of the appropriate authority.
If you would like to deal with an Agency you can trust – give us a call !

Every month at our regular (Boys only) get-together, one of our guys is rewarded for - simply being the best. Unlike “salesperson of the month”, there’s a little more to it than $’s in, or contracts signed. Enthusiasm, reliability, Client feedback and a vote from their peers, are also part of the formula used when deciding our “Man of the Month”. The highly sought after prize and the kudos it brings, incite a healthy sense of competition amongst the team. Which hopefully leads to happier Escorts & even happier Clients.

One of Melbournes hottest Male Strippers now swings it both ways!! A must for every Gay Boys Party - this guy (and his lethal weapon), will blow you away!! He's hot - he's raunchy - and (he says) he's straight. Whatever he is, he's certianally not shy! Do something different for your next tupperware party! Call us for further details.

This Escort Agency does not need to know your true identity. We have a long list of regular clients who, for a variety of reasons, cannot reveal such personal details. Give us a call to discuss how we are able to service your needs, as well as maintain your anonymity.

This website is has always experienced enormous popularity and our weekly hit statistics are mind blowing.
If you are offering private Escort services in any State of Australia (other than Victoria) – then feel free to list on this Website. Have a look under our “National Contacts” button (click on “Escorts Join Here) and have a read of our info sheet. All interstate Escorts listing here will receive a free listing on www.escortshop.com.au

- why you don’t need to shop anywhere else
1. Our money-back guarantee means you get what you order, or you don’t pay!
2. With at least 12 of our 16 Guys on each evening, you have the biggest choice in Melbourne! (Day-time Escorts also available.)
3. We don’t charge any more than our competitors do.
Not to mention - a managment with 12 years in the business of selecting "only the best", and delivering them to some of the most discerning Clients in the world.
You be the judge!
Click on "the info" for further details.

And if you would like to read all about it, go to www.bla.vic.gov.au and click on "Prostitution Service Providers" - it makes for good bed time reading ?

If you have a discount voucher from one of our competitors, but don’t want one of their Escorts - we’ll honor it, so you can experience one of ours (limited to one voucher of up to $20 per Escort booking).

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This item has been extracted (with permission) from the Web pages of Mark Charles - a very successful Male Escort of international standard.

NOTE
Although the following is written in a Male to Male context, it would apply equally to an inexperienced Female Client, seeking the services of a Male Escort, for the first time.

By Mark Charles:
This is an adaptation of a guide that I found on the web.
I do believe that it could be especially helpful for first-timers, as prior knowledge will, I hope, give you more confidence, and make you more comfortable. It is written in the first person, and has been adapted from "How to Use Escort Services - A Men's Guide" by Marc Perkel, who himself is a regular user of escort services.
[Please note that the I have changed the word 'female' to 'male' as Marc wrote this about his experiences with female escorts. Most of the content and etiquette section has been adjusted accordingly].

Introduction
There are a lot of things they don't teach you in school, and one of them is how to use an escort service. Somehow, society seems to think that men should just know how to do this. Why they make this assumption is beyond me. The truth is that most guys don't have a clue about what to do in this situation, so I'm going to tell you what I've learned -- and what the pros have taught me.

Hiring a sex professional is the same as hiring any other professional, like a doctor, lawyer, or auto mechanic. You pay them money for a service. It doesn't matter what the service is - if you're nice to the professional, you generally get a better result than if you aren't. I treat sex professionals the same way I treat other professionals I hire. And like other professionals in my life, these men treat me as a valued customer and may even become friends of mine. They look forward to seeing me again, the same way any other professional likes to see their good clients come around. So let's start at the beginning. Maybe you've never called an escort service before, or maybe you have but didn't have a good time. What I hope to do here is give you a step by step guidebook, telling you exactly what to do so that you can get the most out of your escort experience.

Why Use an Escort?
Escort services offer a variety of companionship, from just someone to talk with to someone to have sex with. These men make a living at their jobs just like men who have other jobs do. So, yes, they are doing it for the money. But that's just their occupation. When you hire a mechanic to fix your car, the mechanic is doing it for the money too. It's the same thing. Your mechanic may be your friend as well and he may enjoy working on your car because you're a good customer. The same kind of relationship can be established with your escort.

If you become a "regular," you will get to know each other and know what you like to do together -- and you will enjoy it more. A lot of men have a real mental barrier about having to "pay for it." This is an artificial barrier because there's nothing wrong with paying for sex -- and there are a lot of advantages to doing so. Paying for it doesn't make you any less of a man. In fact, if you've never tried escorts before, you'll find that the experience is probably different than what you've been led to think it is. And when you realize how it really works, you'll look at it in a very different light.

Free sex isn't really free. In order to get a man to have free sex with you, you have to find someone who is attracted to you and wants to have sex with you. For most of us, this takes a lot of work. If you go after a one-night stand, then you're having sex with a stranger, just as you would with an escort. The man you pick up for a one-night stand is not really fucking you. He's just horny and you're just a penis provider. If you want to keep fucking him, then you're going to have to develop some kind of relationship with him.

If you start a relationship, you run into one of the biggest problems with free sex: You both have to want it at the same time. You can't just get it when you want it. And then you have to deal with "where is this relationship going," and how you feel about monogamy and marriage (Which I call "doing the "M" word").

Maybe you are looking for a permanent relationship. You're lonely as hell and you want that special someone to settle down with so you can have cats and live happily ever after. The problem is that you haven't gotten laid in so long that when you go out on a date you can't control yourself and you come on too quick. This messes things up and you get rejected and you're just that much more love-starved and depressed the next time.

An escort can help break the cycle of rejection. You get laid a few times, feel better about yourself, and when you go out on a date you don't feel you have to get laid. You can take the time to let the relationship develop and have a better chance of finding "true love" than if you weren't seeing and escort. And you may have learned a few tricks in the mean time that make you a better lover and contribute to the relationship. In fact, being with an escort may enhance your life so much that you get more free sex, have better sex, and are so attractive to other men that you will find your one true love, if that's what you're looking for.

Once you get over the "paying for it" barrier, you'll realize that it's really a bargain. What you get is good sex with a guy who generally is a lot better at it than the average "civilian", without the cost and complications of free sex. These guys have been with a lot of men and they know things about sex that you can learn. If you talk to most pros, they'll tell you that the average guy doesn't have a clue. And if you're willing to put some ego aside and learn, these guys can teach you things that will impress the hell out of civilians. So being with an escort is a great opportunity to sharpen your style.

Maybe you just got divorced or dumped and you're hurting and need someone to be with. Being with an escort is a great way to recover from a lost relationship. No, it isn't the same as "true love," but it can make you feel a lot better about yourself and help build back your confidence so that you're functional and attractive to guys again.

Convenience is another big advantage with escorts. When I want to get laid, I want it now. With escorts I can make a phone call and be having sex in about an hour with my choice from a variety of different men. I can actually pick a guy who suits my mood. You can't do that in a relationship. Let me explain about "variety." This isn't just a matter of what the guys look like. It's about personality and style. Sometimes I choose an escort who will give me slow, romantic sex with plenty of TLC, sweet talk, and affection. But sometimes I like hot, erotic, animal instinct sex and another escort is better at that. Sometimes I'm in the mood for someone who is just good looking. Sometimes I want good conversation and sometimes I want no conversation.

What is an Escort?
Movies and television depict prostitutes in a few limited and unrealistic ways, mostly to the detriment of the women and men working as escorts. There's the drug-addicted streetwalker standing on a dark and dangerous corner with a black pimp who beats her, hiding in the shadows. Then there's the whore who inhabits a giant Victorian brothel where a guy plays piano in the parlor and the women are slaves to an obese Madame and secretly hate their work and their customers. Such stereotyped situations may exist, but they are not the whole picture.

In an attempt to foster a false sense of "drama," the entertainment and news media almost never give a positive slant to prostitution, and for some reason, they rarely present any images at all of escort services. One reason for this may be that there is very little "drama" in an escort service. It's simply a business. Using an escort service means that you are dealing with an agency, just like any other service agency. You don't pick up a streetwalker and you don't go to a whorehouse. Instead, you call and arrange for companionship, and someone comes to your home or hotel room and spends time with you in your space. You get the advantage of not having to go anywhere and of being in your own home where you're most comfortable -- or in your motel room if you are on a business trip or you're married and can't do it in the home. It's that simple.

Escort Etiquette
Understand, though, that they might not be able to fully describe over the phone what they do because they don't want to get busted. [Although in Melbourne Australia, escorting and sex work are permitted in law; however the advertisements, and what one can discuss in advance, are both regulated. 'Street-work' is illegal for both client and worker - Mark].

Escorts are human beings and they like to be treated as such. They don't like being treated like low life whores. The happier you make them, the happier they make you. I recommend that you prepare for your escort's arrival the same way you would for a date. After all, escorts offer more than just sex. Often you get good conversation and personal companionship as well. And you get these other services by being as nice to them as to any other guy you date.

So, take a bath, ensuring that you are clean 'down-there', and brush your teeth. Put on some music if that's what you're into.

When the escort arrives, treat the evening like a dream blind date. Smile and be friendly. Invite him to sit down, if you want a chat first to discuss your likes and dislikes [remember that one man's pleasure is another man's pain] or simply suggest that you go straight through to the bedroom. However it is important to remember that the more you discuss your needs and wants, the more fulfilling the experience will be for you. Escorts are just that - escorts, and not psychics.

If you're embarrassed or nervous, let him know it's your first time and that you feel a little awkward. This helps him to help you relax, talk a little more and allows you to get comfortable. Everyone has a first time for calling an escort service and part of the escort's job is to let you know how to do it. Eventually he will ask, "What do you want to do?" When he asks you this, you are expected to tell him what you want. This is usually an awkward moment if it's your first time. What you want to get across is whether you want to get laid, just want head, or some fantasy that you may feel embarrassed about. These guys aren't shy and will have heard it all before [and a hell of a lot worse, no doubt!!!] - you can be comfortable talking to them about your sexual interests. That is what they are there for and they aren't bashful.

He also needs to let you know that he's expecting you to pay up front, or at least you should put the money on a table in full view of both of you. If you don't know what to do and it's your first time, just say so. That way he can give you the information you need. He is trying to give you the pleasures you want, so the more accurately you communicate with him, the easier it is for him to satisfy you as a customer.

After he's been paid, he will usually have to call in, and let them know he has arrived, been paid, and that everything is fine. After he gets off the phone, he's all yours. This is the time to start getting relaxed with the escort, time for a little small talk. He may ask what you do; you might ask how long he's been working in this field and what he likes. There are only two things that you should never ask an escort, for obvious reasons - they are "Do you have a boyfriend?" and "What type of guys do you usually go for?"

If you're having personal problems, you might want to talk to him about them. This is an anonymous person, who is a man, and you can ask him anything about guys that you would be afraid to ask other men you know. Most escorts love to answer these questions and they are glad to fill you in on the secrets that hardly any guys know.

At some point you can ask him if you want to "get comfortable." This means "are you ready to have sex?" Your job now is to show him the bedroom where at all times you should respect the limits that you both agreed before hand. Relax and enjoy it. He's a pro and you're the client. This isn't a man that you have to impress. He's been with a lot of other men who are a lot better looking than you, and a lot worse looking than you. As far as comparing yourself to other clients, if you are clean, sober, and nice to him, then you're already in the top 10% of all clients and you're doing just fine.

If you're still nervous, you might ask him to start out with a back rub to get used to touching each other. Take your time. If this is your first time and you're uncomfortable, you might want to agree up front that you might need extra time and work out the cost of an extension.

A condom is required which he should provide, and before you begin he should do a visual check for STD's. This protects both you and him. Don't ask if you can skip it, or the condom.

If you find an escort you like and you see him many times, the sex usually gets better. You get to know each other better and know what each other like. Like any relationship, the more time you spend together the better you get at it. After a few sessions with the same person you become what is called a "regular". Escorts prefer to see regulars because they know what to expect, and know you're not a troublemaker.

One way you can tell if your escort considers you a regular is when you pay. If he let's you pay afterwards, then you're a regular. However, just as you wouldn't expect freebies from your doctor or lawyer, don't expect freebies from your escort. If he has made you feel like a friend or lover, then that's his job done well. If escorts gave freebies to all their regulars then the good ones would soon go out of business!!!

Also it is a courtesy to offer the escort a shower afterwards, however drinks and coffee and the like, although often appreciated, are not expected.

Sometimes your first experience with a service isn't what you expected. You may have been emotionally too upset. You may not have known exactly what you wanted. Maybe you couldn't cum. That's not unusual, especially the first time. It takes a while for some people to learn how to have sex with a total stranger. A certain part of sex is learned behavior and sometimes you have to try a few times to get it right. But once you get into it you'll find it's well worth it and you'll be able to do things you never dreamed of.

On a final note - remember that it is not just the escort's responsibility to keep an eye on the time. If you agreed upon one hour, then remember that that is from the time he arrived, not the time you got into bed. So don't leave it until the 59th minute before telling him that you want to get fucked or whatever. It is your responsibility to tell the escort what you would like done early enough so that you can cum within the hour.